She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric bread maker…

Red Skelton
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She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric bread maker. She said There are too many gadgets and no place to sit down! So I bought her an electric chair.
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She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric bread maker. She said There are too many gadgets and no place to sit down! So I bought her an electric chair.

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