I don't know anything about this man. Anyhow, I only know two things a…

Mark Twain
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I don't know anything about this man. Anyhow, I only know two things about him. One is, he has never been in jail, and the other is, I don't know why. ✨ Mark Twain (2013). Delphi Complete Works of Mark Twain (Illustrated), p.7187, Delphi Classics
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I don't know anything about this man. Anyhow, I only know two things about him. One is, he has never been in jail, and the other is, I don't know why. ✨ Mark Twain (2013). Delphi Complete Works of Mark Twain (Illustrated), p.7187, Delphi Classics

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