The next time you are contemplating a decision in which you are debati…

Matt Groening
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The next time you are contemplating a decision in which you are debating whether or not to go for the gusto, ask yourself this important question: How long am I going to be dead? With that perspective, you can now make a free, fearless choice to do just about any goddamned sneaky thing your devious little mind can think up. Go ahead. Have your fun. You're welcome. Go on. See you in hell.
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