I said to my husband, 'Why don't you call out my name when we're makin…

Joan Rivers
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I said to my husband, 'Why don't you call out my name when we're making love?' He said, 'I don't want to wake you up.' ✨ Joan Rivers dies: Celebrate comedian's life with her 80 bitchiest putdowns and funniest one-liners by Steve Anglesey and Carl Greenwood, www.mirror.co.uk. September 04, 2014.
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I said to my husband, 'Why don't you call out my name when we're making love?' He said, 'I don't want to wake you up.' ✨ Joan Rivers dies: Celebrate comedian's life with her 80 bitchiest putdowns and funniest one-liners by Steve Anglesey and Carl Greenwood, www.mirror.co.uk. September 04, 2014.

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