And what can we do to silence these Christian athletes who thank Jesus…

George Carlin
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And what can we do to silence these Christian athletes who thank Jesus whenever they win, never mention his name when they lose? Not a word. You never hear them say Jesus made me drop the ball. The good lord tripped me up behind the line of scrimmage. According to these guys Jesus is undefeated, meanwhile these assholes are in last place. Must be another one of those miracles. ✨ Back in Town. Documentary, Comedy, 1996.
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