Cloud nine gets all the publicity, but cloud eight actually is cheaper…

George Carlin
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Cloud nine gets all the publicity, but cloud eight actually is cheaper, less crowded, and has a better view. ✨ George Carlin (1998). Brain Droppings, Hyperion
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