I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden na…

Paula Poundstone
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I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name and apparently that's the key to the whole thing right there. I go in every few weeks and guess. ✨ On Location: Women of the Night. TV Special, July 11, 1987.
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I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name and apparently that's the key to the whole thing right there. I go in every few weeks and guess. ✨ On Location: Women of the Night. TV Special, July 11, 1987.

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