Boris JohnsonSo I'm definitely in favour of stimulating the dynamic wealth creation sectors of the economy.371Hope
Boris JohnsonMy point is that this Potter business has legs. It will run and run, and we must be utterly mad, as a country, to leave it to the Americans to make money from a great British inve… ▶363Love
Boris JohnsonTry as I might, I could not look at an overhead projection of a growth profit matrix and stay conscious. ✨ Boris Johnson (2003). The essential Boris Johnson: lend me your ea… ▶352Philosophy
Boris JohnsonIt is just flipping unbelievable. He is a mixture of Harry Houdini and a greased piglet. He is barely human in his elusiveness. Nailing Blair is like trying to pin jelly to a wall… ▶344Humanity
Boris JohnsonThe dreadful truth is that when people come to see their MP, they have run out of better ideas. ✨ What's wrong with 40 Liverpool Road?. Daily Telegraph, September 18, 2… ▶355HumanityReadingThought
Boris JohnsonIf we judged everybody by the stupid, unguarded things they blurt out to their nearest and dearest, then we wouldn't ever get anywhere. ✨ Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb… ▶334Reading
Boris JohnsonIt is possible to have a pretty good life and career being a leech and a parasite in the media world, gadding about from TV studio to TV studio, writing inconsequential pieces and… ▶356LifeTime
Boris JohnsonI cant remember what my line on drugs is. Whats my line on drugs? ✨ The Genelection Game. Sunday Mirror, April 24, 2005.378Death
Boris JohnsonLondon is a fantastic creator of jobs - but many of these jobs are going to people who don't originate in this country. ✨ Biography/Personal Quotes. www.imdb.com.346Humanity
Boris JohnsonI have as much chance of becoming Prime Minister as of being decapitated by a frisbee or of finding Elvis. ✨ Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.324Death
Boris JohnsonNever in my life did I think I would be congratulated by Mick Jagger for achieving anything. ✨ Biography/Personal Quotes. www.imdb.com.3710LifeThought
Boris JohnsonI think I was once given cocaine but I sneezed so it didn't go up my nose. In fact, it may have been icing sugar.347ThoughtTruth
Boris JohnsonI love tennis with a passion. I challenged Boris Becker to a match once and he said he was up for it but he never called back. I bet I could make him run around. ✨ Daily Exp… ▶325Love
Boris JohnsonThe meat in the sausage has got to be Conservative. ✨ Boris Johnson: Tories must be meat in coalition sausage. Interview with Jeremy Paxman, news.bbc.co.uk. May 7, 2010.337Politics
Boris JohnsonThe Lib Dems are not just empty. They are a void within a vacuum surrounded by a vast inanition. ✨ The least said about Lib Dems, the better. Daily Telegraph, September 25, … ▶326Reflection
Boris JohnsonI have not been more robust towards female rather than male assembly members and I do not believe I have been remotely sexist. ✨ Boris Johnson denies being sexist towards fe… ▶3510Politics
Boris JohnsonThere is absolutely no one, apart from yourself, who can prevent you, in the middle of the night, from sneaking down to tidy up the edges of that hunk of cheese at the back of the… ▶284Life
Boris JohnsonVoting Tory will cause your wife to have bigger breasts and increase your chances of owning a BMW M3. ✨ Boris casts his vote: 'Spectator' editor tells 'Desert… ▶273Time
Boris JohnsonThe job of mayor of London is unbelievably taxing, particularly in the run-up to the Olympics. ✨ Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.242Reading
Boris JohnsonMy friends, as I have discovered myself, there are no disasters, only opportunities. And, indeed, opportunities for fresh disasters. ✨ Trust me, being sacked isn't all … ▶243Humor
Boris JohnsonI don't believe that economic equality is possible; indeed some measure of inequality is essential for the spirit of envy and keeping up with the Joneses that is, like greed, a va… ▶265Thought
Boris JohnsonI am supporting David Cameron purely out of cynical self-interest. ✨ Boris Johnson ... in his own words by Isabelle Chevallot, www.theguardian.com. July 16, 2007.212Sadness
Boris JohnsonI dont see why people are so snooty about Channel Five. It has some respectable documentaries about the Second World War. It also devotes considerable airtime to investigations in… ▶223HumanityReflectionTime
Boris JohnsonMy policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it. ✨ Biography/Personal Quotes. www.imdb.com.235Reading
Boris JohnsonIt is easy to make promises - it is hard work to keep them. ✨ Boris Johnson admits he has fallen short on election promises by Hélène Mulholland, www.theguardi… ▶191Death
Boris JohnsonI think the risks that people see of terrorism are incredibly important but we are very confident we have got the right people on it and the risks have been minimised.225HumanityThought
Boris JohnsonPing-pong was invented on the dining tables of England in the 19th century, and it was called Wiff-waff! And there, I think, you have the difference between us and the rest of the… ▶236Thought
Boris JohnsonIt was the kind of blind, gulping, insensate greed that you associate with some milk-eyed creature in a volcanic fissure at the bottom of the Marianas Trench-an organism with no u… ▶2710Life
Boris JohnsonIf gay marriage was OK ... then I saw no reason in principle why a union should not be consecrated between three men, as well as two men; or indeed three men and a dog.2710Reading
Boris JohnsonBut if people want to swim in the Thames, if they want to take their lives into their own hands, then they should be able to do so with all the freedom and exhilaration of our woa… ▶237HumanitySadness