Dear Teens at Starbucks wearing 'Abstain from Sex 2 Attain Ur Goals' t…

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Dear Teens at Starbucks wearing 'Abstain from Sex 2 Attain Ur Goals' t-shirts: Doesn't it depend on what my goals are? ✨ Twitter post from Oct 27, 2009
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