No one has ever had a fantasy about being tied to a bed and sexually ravished by someone dressed as a liberal β¨ P. J. O'Rourke (2007). Give War a Chance: Eyewitness Accounts of Mankind's Struggle Against Tyranny, Injustice, and Alcohol-Free Beer, p.22, Grove/Atlantic, Inc.
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