I take offense to that. (Pandora) And I take offense to my sudden need…

Sherrilyn Kenyon
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I take offense to that. (Pandora) And I take offense to my sudden need for a testicle retrieval. You know, I would have liked to have fathered children one day. (Mike) ✨ Sherrilyn Kenyon (2016). Winter Born, p.190, St. Martin's Press
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