Screw reality. It don’t feed my dog. It don’t make my Porsche payments…

Sherrilyn Kenyon
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Screw reality. It don’t feed my dog. It don’t make my Porsche payments. It don’t get me laid. Bullshit does that…and I like it that way. (Leo) ✨ Sherrilyn Kenyon (2007). Dark Side of the Moon, p.4, Macmillan
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Screw reality. It don’t feed my dog. It don’t make my Porsche payments. It don’t get me laid. Bullshit does that…and I like it that way. (Leo) ✨ Sherrilyn Kenyon (2007). Dark Side of the Moon, p.4, Macmillan

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