Kill me, Doug. Just kill me now. Put me out of my misery.โ€ โ€œChrist, Kincaid, what did you say to him?โ€ murmured Doug. โ€œWell,โ€ I told Doug, โ€œI ripped on his fans and on how long it takes for his books to come out.โ€ Doug stared at me, his expectations exceeded. โ€œThen I saidโ€”not knowing who he wasโ€”that Iโ€™d be Seth Mortensenโ€™s love slave in exchange for advanced copies of his books.

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