All saints can do miracles, but few of them can keep a hotel. ✨ Mark T…

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All saints can do miracles, but few of them can keep a hotel. ✨ Mark Twain (2014). Mark Twain on Common Sense: Timeless Advice and Words of Wisdom from America's Most-Revered Humorist, p.30, Skyhorse Publishing, Inc.
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