Some jobs are worse than actual wives. Ad agency vs. Matrimony, for in…

P. J. O'Rourke
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Some jobs are worse than actual wives. Ad agency vs. Matrimony, for instance: Even the most capricious and demanding spouse is not going to divorce you for refusing to spend forty hours a week making up lies about toilet paper. ✨ P. J. O'Rourke (2007). The Bachelor Home Companion: A Practical Guide to Keeping House Like a Pig, p.42, Grove/Atlantic, Inc.
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