Where do you come up with these zingers, Clint? Do you own some kind o…

John Green
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Where do you come up with these zingers, Clint? Do you own some kind of joke factory in Indonesia where you've got eight-year-olds working ninety hours a week to deliver you that kind of top-quality witticism? There are boy bands with more original material. ✨ John Green, David Levithan (2010). Will Grayson, Will Grayson, p.51, Penguin
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