I always tell my kids to cut a sandwich in half right when you get it,…

Louis C. K.
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I always tell my kids to cut a sandwich in half right when you get it, and the first thought you should have is somebody else. You only ever need half a burger. ✨ Interview with Scott Raab, www.esquire.com. May 23, 2011.
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I always tell my kids to cut a sandwich in half right when you get it, and the first thought you should have is somebody else. You only ever need half a burger. ✨ Interview with Scott Raab, www.esquire.com. May 23, 2011.

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