after an epic search, I finally found something neither green nor fuzz…

Darynda Jones
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after an epic search, I finally found something neither green nor fuzzy. It was a hot sausage link. I named it Peter, mostly because it seemed like the right thing to do. As soon as my java was piping hot I popped him into the microwave. hopefully the radioactive environment would sterilize Peter. No need to have little Peters running around, wreaking havoc. ✨ Darynda Jones (2012). Third Grave Dead Ahead, p.8, St. Martin's Press
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