I suck at all this supernatural stuff. But I fry a mean chicken. Oh, g…

Darynda Jones
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I suck at all this supernatural stuff. But I fry a mean chicken. Oh, good. I hate it when the nice ones get fried. ✨ Darynda Jones (2011). Second Grave on the Left, p.117, Macmillan
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