I haven't had a drink in thirteen years, but occasionally I'm tempted …

Craig Ferguson
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I haven't had a drink in thirteen years, but occasionally I'm tempted to have one beer. The problem is that if I have that one beer, I wake up in Tijuana four days later with a tattoo and a sore ass. ✨ The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, en.wikiquote.org. 2005 - 2014.
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I haven't had a drink in thirteen years, but occasionally I'm tempted to have one beer. The problem is that if I have that one beer, I wake up in Tijuana four days later with a tattoo and a sore ass. ✨ The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, en.wikiquote.org. 2005 - 2014.

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