Coffee doesn't need a menu, it needs a cup. That's all it needs! Maybe…

Denis Leary
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Coffee doesn't need a menu, it needs a cup. That's all it needs! Maybe a saucer underneath the cup — that's it. ✨ Denis Leary: Lock 'N Load. Documentary, Comedy, 1997.
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Coffee doesn't need a menu, it needs a cup. That's all it needs! Maybe a saucer underneath the cup — that's it. ✨ Denis Leary: Lock 'N Load. Documentary, Comedy, 1997.

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