Jim Butcher
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As in 'The Three Billy Goats Gruff'? The skull howled with laughter. You just got your ass handed to you by a nursery tale?I wouldn't say they handed me my ass, I said.Bob was nearly strangling on his laughter, and given that he had no lungs it seemed gratuitous somehow. That's because you can't see yourself, he choked out. Your nose is all swollen up and you've got two black eyes. You look like a raccoon. Holding a dislocated ass. ✨ Jim Butcher (2009). Small Favor: A Novel of the Dresden Files, p.31, Penguin

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