You can't trample infidels when you're a tortoise. I mean, all you cou…

Terry Pratchett
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You can't trample infidels when you're a tortoise. I mean, all you could do is give them a meaningful look. ✨ Small Gods (Discworld, Book 13). Book by Terry Pratchett (p. 20), 1992.
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You can't trample infidels when you're a tortoise. I mean, all you could do is give them a meaningful look. ✨ Small Gods (Discworld, Book 13). Book by Terry Pratchett (p. 20), 1992.

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