Yesterday, I did some painting then went out to buy an onion and came …

Karl Pilkington
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Yesterday, I did some painting then went out to buy an onion and came home and watched 'University Challenge.' The onion was probably the highlight. ✨ Biography/Personal Quotes. www.imdb.com.
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