That's the problem with having a bald head. It exaggerates the shape. …

Karl Pilkington
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That's the problem with having a bald head. It exaggerates the shape. ✨ Biography/Personal Quotes. www.imdb.com.
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That's the problem with having a bald head. It exaggerates the shape. ✨ Biography/Personal Quotes. www.imdb.com.

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