It's not that the Democrats are playing checkers and the Republicans a…

Jon Stewart
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It's not that the Democrats are playing checkers and the Republicans are playing chess. It's that the Republicans are playing chess and the Democrats are in the nurse's office because once again they glued their balls to their thighs. ✨ Jon Stewart Gets Fed Up: Dems Set The Bar So Low They’re Tripping Over It by Dan Abramson, www.huffingtonpost.com. March 21, 2010.
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