If you want to save yourself the ticket price, go into the kitchen, cu…

Roger Ebert
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If you want to save yourself the ticket price, go into the kitchen, cue up a male choir singing the music of hell, and get a kid to start banging pots and pans together. Then close your eyes and use your imagination. ✨ Roger Ebert (2012). A Horrible Experience of Unbearable Length: More Movies That Suck, p.375, Andrews McMeel Publishing
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