Anything that makes your mother cry is fun ✨ P. J. O'Rourke (2010). Dr…

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Anything that makes your mother cry is fun ✨ P. J. O'Rourke (2010). Driving Like Crazy: Thirty Years of Vehicular Hell-Bending, Celebrating America the Way It's Supposed To Be With an Oi, p.21, Grove/Atlantic, Inc.
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Don't send funny greeting cards on birthdays or at Christmas. Save them for funerals when their cheery effect is needed. ✨ P. J. O'Rourke (2007). Modern Manners: An Etiquette Book for Rude People, p. … ▶
The French are sawed-off sissies who eat snails and slugs and cheese that smells like people's feet. Utter cowards who force their own children to drink wine, they gibber like baboons even when you t … ▶
Dating is the social engagement with the threat of sex at its conclusion. ✨ P. J. O'Rourke (2007). Modern Manners: An Etiquette Book for Rude People, p.96, Grove/Atlantic, Inc.
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Anything that makes your mother cry is fun ✨ P. J. O'Rourke (2010). Driving Like Crazy: Thirty Years of Vehicular Hell-Bending, Celebrating America the Way It's Supposed To Be With an Oi, p.21, Grove/Atlantic, Inc.

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