Even the idea of a fart makes me laugh. Saying the word 'fart' makes m…

George Clooney
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Even the idea of a fart makes me laugh. Saying the word 'fart' makes me laugh. I have iFart on my phone. I have remote whoopee cushions. Farts. To me, there's nothing funnier. ✨ George Clooney on Stacy Keibler, Fart Jokes by Antoinette Bueno, www.etonline.com. November 9, 2011.
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Even the idea of a fart makes me laugh. Saying the word 'fart' makes me laugh. I have iFart on my phone. I have remote whoopee cushions. Farts. To me, there's nothing funnier. ✨ George Clooney on Stacy Keibler, Fart Jokes by Antoinette Bueno, www.etonline.com. November 9, 2011.

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