Cold! If the thermometer had been an inch longer we'd all have frozen …

Mark Twain
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Cold! If the thermometer had been an inch longer we'd all have frozen to death! ✨ Mark Twain (2012). Mark Twain at Your Fingertips: A Book of Quotations, p.58, Courier Corporation
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