People say, 'My phone sucks.' No, it doesn’t! The shittiest cellphone …

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People say, 'My phone sucks.' No, it doesn’t! The shittiest cellphone in the world is a miracle. Your life sucks. Around the phone. ✨ Louis C.K: Hilarious. DVD live concert by Louis C. K., January 11, 2011.
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People say, 'My phone sucks.' No, it doesn’t! The shittiest cellphone in the world is a miracle. Your life sucks. Around the phone. ✨ Louis C.K: Hilarious. DVD live concert by Louis C. K., January 11, 2011.

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