Women are so useless and unimaginative, aren't they? All they ever thi…

Kurt Vonnegut
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Women are so useless and unimaginative, aren't they? All they ever think of planting in the dirt is the seed of something beautiful or edible. The only missile they can ever think of throwing at anybody is a ball or a bridal bouquet. ✨ Kurt Vonnegut (2009). Bluebeard: A Novel, p.239, Dial Press
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