Hey, ah, does anyone want a cookie or something? Oh yeah. A cookie. Th…

Kim Harrison
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Hey, ah, does anyone want a cookie or something? Oh yeah. A cookie. That would make everything better. Dunked in a shot of tequila , maybe? Or better yet, just the bottle? Yeah, that ought to do it.
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