And my piece of advice is...don't flirt with any of the female instruc…

Simone Elkeles
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And my piece of advice is...don't flirt with any of the female instructors. They all have access to weapons bigger than yours. ✨ Simone Elkeles (2010). How to Ruin a Summer Vacation, p.70, North Star Editions, Inc.
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And my piece of advice is...don't flirt with any of the female instructors. They all have access to weapons bigger than yours. ✨ Simone Elkeles (2010). How to Ruin a Summer Vacation, p.70, North Star Editions, Inc.

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