A vet! I started laughing weakly and had to sit on the edge of the tub…

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A vet! I started laughing weakly and had to sit on the edge of the tub. A vet. Wait till they found out how appropriate that was. ✨ James Patterson (2010). Maximum Ride Boxed Set #1, p.70, Hachette UK
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A vet! I started laughing weakly and had to sit on the edge of the tub. A vet. Wait till they found out how appropriate that was. ✨ James Patterson (2010). Maximum Ride Boxed Set #1, p.70, Hachette UK

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