I wanted to curl up into a fetal position and start sucking my thumb, …

David Wong
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I wanted to curl up into a fetal position and start sucking my thumb, let my tears and dripping saliva pool under me. Sorry. I tried living, tried being sentient. Can't do it. Can't live in the same universe with that. ✨ David Wong (2011). John Dies at the End, p.289, Titan Books
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