I got a shotgun and a backhoe and no one looks under a septic tank for…

Sherrilyn Kenyon
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I got a shotgun and a backhoe and no one looks under a septic tank for a dead body. (Bubba) ✨ Sherrilyn Kenyon (2016). Chronicles of Nick, p.76, St. Martin's Griffin
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I got a shotgun and a backhoe and no one looks under a septic tank for a dead body. (Bubba) ✨ Sherrilyn Kenyon (2016). Chronicles of Nick, p.76, St. Martin's Griffin

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