The waiter approached. 'Would you like to see the menu?' he said. 'Or …

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The waiter approached. 'Would you like to see the menu?' he said. 'Or would you like to meet the Dish of the Day?' 'Huh?' said Ford. 'Huh?' said Arthur. 'Huh?' said Trillian. 'That’s cool,' said Zaphod. 'We'll meet the meat. ✨ Douglas Adams (2008). The Restaurant at the End of the Universe, p.111, Del Rey
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