Nobody got murdered before lunch. But nobody. People weren't up to it.…

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Nobody got murdered before lunch. But nobody. People weren't up to it. You needed a good lunch to get both the blood-sugar and blood-lust levels up. ✨ Douglas Adams (2014). The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul, p.29, Simon and Schuster
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Nobody got murdered before lunch. But nobody. People weren't up to it. You needed a good lunch to get both the blood-sugar and blood-lust levels up. ✨ Douglas Adams (2014). The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul, p.29, Simon and Schuster

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