If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in yo…

Daniel Handler
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If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the thing is cats. ✨ The Wide Window. Book by Daniel Handler, February 25, 2000.
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If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the thing is cats. ✨ The Wide Window. Book by Daniel Handler, February 25, 2000.

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