If you don't get a goodnight kiss, you get Kafka dreams. ✨ The Authori…

Bill Watterson
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If you don't get a goodnight kiss, you get Kafka dreams. ✨ The Authoritative Calvin and Hobbes: A Calvin and Hobbes Treasury. Book by Bill Watterson, October 1990.
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If you don't get a goodnight kiss, you get Kafka dreams. ✨ The Authoritative Calvin and Hobbes: A Calvin and Hobbes Treasury. Book by Bill Watterson, October 1990.

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