I take my only exercise acting as a pallbearer at the funerals of my f…

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I take my only exercise acting as a pallbearer at the funerals of my friends who exercise regularly. ✨ Mark Twain (1972). Everyone's Mark Twain
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I take my only exercise acting as a pallbearer at the funerals of my friends who exercise regularly. ✨ Mark Twain (1972). Everyone's Mark Twain

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