My first time I jacked off, I thought I'd invented it. I looked down a…

Chuck Palahniuk
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My first time I jacked off, I thought I'd invented it. I looked down at my sloppy handful of junk and thought, This is going to make me rich. ✨ Chuck Palahniuk (2001). Choke: A Novel, Anchor Books
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My first time I jacked off, I thought I'd invented it. I looked down at my sloppy handful of junk and thought, This is going to make me rich. ✨ Chuck Palahniuk (2001). Choke: A Novel, Anchor Books

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