Whatever the occasion, do not neglect alcohol. No other refreshment wi…

P. J. O'Rourke
307 citations
Whatever the occasion, do not neglect alcohol. No other refreshment will do. Yes, alcohol kills brain cells, but it's very selective. It only kills the brain cells that contain good sense, shame, embarrassment, and restraint. ✨ P.J. O'Rourke (2015). Thrown Under the Omnibus, p.42, Atlantic Books Ltd
Reading Thought
26

More Author Quotes

To grasp the true meaning of socialism, imagine a world where everything is designed by the post office, even the sleaze. ✨ P.J. O'Rourke (2012). Holidays in Hell, p.76, Atlantic Books Ltd
Social Security is a government program with a constituency made up of the old, the near old and those who hope or fear to grow old. After 215 years of trying, we have finally discovered a special in … ▶
Hubris is one of the great renewable resources. ✨ Interview with Tony Jones, www.abc.net.au. April 23, 2009.
If we want the whole world to be rich, we need to start loving wealth. In the difference between poverty and plenty, the problem is the pverty, not the difference. Wealth is good. ✨ Eat the Rich. Boo … ▶
Mankind has invested more than four million years of evolution in the attempt to avoid physical exertion. Now a group of backward-thinking atavists mounted on foot-powered pairs of Hula-Hoops would h … ▶

More Author Quotes

Most Cited Authors

The Best Quotes

Most Liked Authors

Curated Author Quotes