I cannot for the life of me see why the umpires, the only two people o…

Katharine Whitehorn
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I cannot for the life of me see why the umpires, the only two people on a cricket field who are not going to get grass stains on their knees, are the only two people allowed to wear dark trousers. ✨ Lynne Truss is latest in a tradition of distaff talents to grace the sportspages by Frank Keating, www.theguardian.com. December 1, 2009.
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