I'm not great at bedtime stories. Bedtime stories are supposed to put …

Adam Sandler
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I'm not great at bedtime stories. Bedtime stories are supposed to put the kid to sleep. My kid gets riled up and then my wife has to come in and go, 'All right! Get out of the room.' ✨ Interview with Steve 'Frosty' Weintraub, collider.com. December 21, 2008.
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I'm not great at bedtime stories. Bedtime stories are supposed to put the kid to sleep. My kid gets riled up and then my wife has to come in and go, 'All right! Get out of the room.' ✨ Interview with Steve 'Frosty' Weintraub, collider.com. December 21, 2008.

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