The last time I was at a supernatural shindig, I got poisoned and then…

Jim Butcher
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The last time I was at a supernatural shindig, I got poisoned and then everything there tried to kill me. So I burned the whole place to the ground. ✨ Jim Butcher (2011). Ghost Story: A Novel of the Dresden Files, p.444, Penguin
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The last time I was at a supernatural shindig, I got poisoned and then everything there tried to kill me. So I burned the whole place to the ground. ✨ Jim Butcher (2011). Ghost Story: A Novel of the Dresden Files, p.444, Penguin

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