I said I kicked a French chicken in the stomach once. Huh? It said, 'O…

Jonathan Safran Foer
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I said I kicked a French chicken in the stomach once. Huh? It said, 'Oeuf.' What is that? It's a joke. Do you want to hear another, or have you already had un oeuf? ✨ Jonathan Safran Foer (2006). Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close, p.16, Penguin UK
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I said I kicked a French chicken in the stomach once. Huh? It said, 'Oeuf.' What is that? It's a joke. Do you want to hear another, or have you already had un oeuf? ✨ Jonathan Safran Foer (2006). Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close, p.16, Penguin UK

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