I could've died because you had to tie your shoelace?

Derek Landy
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I could've died because you had to tie your shoelace?
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I used to be so good at that kind of thing, Skulduggery said quietly. Well, my morale is certainly boosted, Valkyrie informed him. Really? god no. That was terrible
We may need to focus here.' 'Right. Yes. OK. Turn around.' 'Are you going to throw something at me?' 'What? No, I'm getting out of bed.
Of course I want to kill you, said Skulduggery. I want to kill most people. But then where would I be? In a field of dead people with no one to talk to.
Well, to put it delicately, she has the power to suck out people's brains.

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