What if the house catches fire?” “Roast marshmallows. And if it floods…

Rachel Vincent
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What if the house catches fire?” “Roast marshmallows. And if it floods, you’ll go down with the ship. If there’s a tornado, I’ll meet both you and this house in Oz, after my shift. Got it? ✨ Rachel Vincent (2010). Reaper, p.7, Harlequin
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What if the house catches fire?” “Roast marshmallows. And if it floods, you’ll go down with the ship. If there’s a tornado, I’ll meet both you and this house in Oz, after my shift. Got it? ✨ Rachel Vincent (2010). Reaper, p.7, Harlequin

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